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- Title: Survival Tips for Lunatics
- Author : Shandana Minhas
- Release Date : January 15, 2014
- Genre: Action & Adventure,Books,Kids,Fiction,Young Adult,Action & Adventure,
- Pages : * pages
- Size : 9455 KB
Description
To save the most important things in the world, you have to first find out what they are. . .TIP NO. 1: Believe it or not, a camping trip is the best place to start, especially if it has: Changez, 12
(TIP NO. 2: Think constable in the lunatic police) Timmy, 9
(TIP NO. 3: Think capuchin-monkey-brained snotasaurus) A mud volcano
(TIP NO. 4: Yes, it can erupt!) snippy sparrow
(TIP NO. 5: Small is BIG) Saw-toothed crocs
(TIP NO. 6: The animals, not the shoes) The last Ursus thibetanus gedrosianus
(TIP NO. 7: Think large, furry and walking towards you!) A herd of hyper-herbivorous Baluchitheria
(TIP NO. 8: Don’t think. . . RUN!) One poetic Markhor
(TIP NO. 9: Yup, get the earplugs) A Protoliterodragon
(TIP NO. 10: It may go from bad to verse!) Vegetarian Velociraptors
(TIP NO. 11: Be glad you are not green) And as always. . . Assorted pesky humans, including angry soldiers and heartless rogues
(TIP NO. 12: Think the most dangerous animal on the planet) Got the idea? Here’s a story that tells you what on earth is really happening. . . If you are a clever Smartosapiens, Survival Tips for Lunatics is the mad, mad handbook for you to make sense of the world and where it is going, besides round and round!